For those of you who got offended by the "davinci code"...?

How dare you be so sellfish? After Jesus suffers and sacrifices himself for you and you get pissed at the idea of him having a fling with Mary Magdelene? After all he's done for you and you expect him to not get anything in return? I may not be the most religious person on earth, but at least I dont have a problem with Jesus getting some. How dare you say you love Jesus and get pissed at the idea of him getting some from Mary Magdalene? You people should be ASHAMED of yourselves?